My good friend, Paul Daley, did write that some of my poems (and I quote) "might raise an eyebrow or two"! So if you have loose eyebrows or are pretty conservative in what you want to read, don't read on - maybe read some of my other poems which will be in another thread. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I think and hope that they just manage to stay on the side of what's decent so especially if you have a good sense of humor please read on. I will hopefully be progressively adding to this thread.